Hi all...WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR A BITCH FEST, SO IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE HEARING ME COMPLAIN ABOUT MY IDIOTIC, SELFISH, HEARTLESS NEIGHBOR, THEN WHO GIVES A SHIT..GET OFF MY PAGE!!
For a while now, I've been recording dates of every time I smell smoke in my apartment...That's right! First let me to describe to you how I can smell cigarette smoke, which is not mine (I have never touched a cigarette in my life). See, the apartment complex I live in used to be an Inn, that they then converted into apartments and my apartment shares a door with my neighbor's. I ALWAYS keep this door locked and I have my dresser and boxes against it, just in case my crazy neighbor tried to pull anything on me. This connecting door has a pretty big gap at the bottom and so air can travel between our apartments pretty easily. The first time I realized this was when my neighbor complimented my on the perfume I was wearing and asked what brand it was...that's how bad the gap is.
Getting back to what I was saying, a few months before Memorial Day was the first time I smelled cigarette smoke emanating from his apartment. Apparently, my neighbor's brother was visiting and was too handicapped to go outside to smoke, so they both sat inside smoking. I walked in to my apartment a bit hazy and immediately started to hack and cough so hard that I actually pulled a muscle in my abdomen which hurt for about a week! I immediately knocked on his door, asked him if he had been smoking, and asked him nicely if he could stop, because I have "smoke allergies" and "asthma." Also, I explained that I would rather not have my clothes smelling of smoke and that I do not want to get cancer. Months went by and then on Memorial Day (5/30/10), I again smelled smoke. I was rather irritated, because I had already done the neighborly thing and gone over and asked him nicely myself. I again went next door and asked him to please stop smoking. I also told him that if this happens again I would "Get management involved." He looked at me rather shocked...I guess not expecting that I had the nerve to say that, because usually I'm very sweet to my neighbors. On August 5, 2011 I came home at midnight to, yet again, my room filled with smoke. This time I texted our apartment manager and told him that my neighbor has been smoking in his apartment, that I had already talked to him twice, and that I wanted him to talk to him again. I don't know if he ever talked to my neighbor, but about a month later (9/16/11) I smelled smoke again, then again on 11/3/11, then on 11/8/11 in which I woke up at 8:13am to smoke coughing. All the while I had been texting the apartment manager about his, asking him to seriously talk to the JACKASS, because now I was getting PISSED OFF, or seal off my door. Still to no avail, my neighbor continued to smoke in his apartment...and now we come to tonight, 12/2/11.
I had shut off my A/C before I went to bed, because it's starting to be just cool enough here that I don't need it...so why waste energy, ya know! I awake at 1:00am to my cat making the strangest sound I have ever heard. At first I thought she was coughing up a hairball, but when I turned on the light, there was no hairball in sight and she was just sitting on the floor wheezing. I started coughing and sat for a few minutes sniffing the air, thinking: 'Ok..this is not a coincidence that my cat's wheezing and so am I...and I faintly smell cigarette smoke in the air'...so I sat in bed for a while, the anger building and building til I was fuming, fantasizing about killing him or chopping off his balls..man was I PISSED! See, it's one thing to threaten my health, but my cat's?!!! I DON'T THINK SO. MY PETS ARE LIKE MY KIDS..FUCK WITH THEM AND YOU FUCK WITH ME!!! SHE'S INNOCENT..SHE HAS NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER AND NEITHER DO I REALLY!!! So, I went over there!!! Now listen, I know it's late at night, but this neighbor of mine is an insomniac and literally doesn't go to bed til 5am..
I RAPPED on the door...YEA, A NICE LOUD KNOCKING TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND LET HIM KNOW I'M SERIOUS...he finally opens the door and I ask him if he has been smoking in there. HE STRAIGHT UP LIES TO ME...no he hasn't been. I look at him like 'Yea Right...Lie through your teeth you asshole.' I say: 'Really..because your apartment reeks of it. I've asked you nicely several times not to' and he says "I haven't been, I come outside..." and when I continue to give him a face that says 'YOU AIN't FOOLING NO ONE MISTER" he says..."Most of the time I come out here to smoke." Then he goes on to say that I should talk to your apartment manager and that "Until I pay [his] rent, he'll do what he wants and if I don't like it I can move!" BITCH, I WAS HERE FIRST..YOU LYING SACK OF DOG SHIT!!! And he has a dog too...that poor dog's gonna get cancer, asthma, emphyzema or something. WHAT A FUCKING SELFISH PERSON, PUTTING ME AND MY CAT's HEALTH AT RISK! SERIOUSLY...WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO COMMON COURTESY! I try not to be too loud, not to vacuum too late at night or early in the morning...I TRY TO BE CONSCIENTIOUS OF OTHER PEOPLE AND THEIR NEEDS!!!! I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS!!!
I know what my weekend projects going to be....SEALING THAT DOOR SHUT WITH STYROFOAM, WEATHERSTRIPPING, AND CAULK! And if the apartment manager goes apeshit about it, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, because I've asked him at least THREE TIMES to seal that door...SO FUCKING SUCK MY NON-EXISTENT COCK!!!
Oh man..I feel so much better now that I've got that off my chest. After talking to my neighbor and him not giving a fuck, I literally thought I was gonna knife somebody tonight! Oh btw, he totally was smoking and then tried to cover it up by spraying cologne, because now I can smell the cologne seeping into my room...
Anyway, hope everyone else's night is going better than mine and you are getting a decent sleep!
Until Next Time,
Reaching for Reefs
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